Month: January 2018

Punished on Their Behalf – (Genesis 12-14)

EP6 (Genesis 12-14) We are introduced to Abram who becomes maybe the most important pimp of all time. God picks Abram as his favorite person and decides that he will bless his offspring over everybody else’s. There is a war between 9 kings but Abram wins with gods help.

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Tower of Babel – (genesis 9-12)

EP5 (genesis 9-12) Humanity tries to repopulate after being destroyed in the floods.  Somebody gets the idea of building a tower up to heaven but the lord god puts the kibosh on that dream by smiting people Chinese. Kyle gets upset that the bible has cliff notes.

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Christmas Special – (Luke 2:1-20 NIV)

EP4 (Luke 2:1-20 NIV) we recorded just before Christmas so we skipped ahead to the birth of Christ. This episode gets little hung up on source of the divine DNA for the son of god but some idiots have to ask the dumb questions. Don’t worry this episode also includes infanticide.

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Rainbow Hypocrisy – (Genesis 6-9)

EP3 (Genesis 6-9) God already regrets making mankind at all and decides to kill almost everyone. He does this by flooding the entire planet. Fortunately for living things god instructs Noah to build a big ass boat and put two of every kind of animal on it. Rainbows are involved somehow.

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