EP23 (Exodus 9-11) The magicians duel is heating up. Pharaoh’s magicians bow out at producing gnats so Moses goes 6 steps further and with god’s help plagues the Egyptians with dead livestock, festering boils, giant balls of hail, swarms of locusts, darkness one can feel, and death of every first born human and animal. Then…

EP22 (Exodus 7-8) Kyle tells an embarrassing story about not picking up a stripper. In the bible god begins to demonstrate his awesome power. For his first trick Aaron throws down his staff and it becomes a snake. Pharaoh’s magicians copy the trick and so begins the magicians duel. Kyle literally can’t stop making dick…

EP21 (Exodus 5-6) Caleb tries to tell us about his rugby game. Kyle interrupts to say nothing. In the bible Moses and A-A-ron reluctantly agree to be the voice of god and tell Pharaoh to let god’s people go because they wanna go to burning man. Instead of simply changing Pharaoh’s mind to be nice…

EP20 (Exodus 3-4) The Israelites are miserably enslaved and god decides to send help for his favorite people so he decides Moses is the man for the job. The only problem is that Moses really doesn’t wanna be the guy. God then has to convince this little shit that Moses is, in fact, the right guy for…

EP19 (Exodus 1-2) Long after Joseph has died the Israelites have been coerced into slavery by the Egyptians. In fact the jewish infestation is so severe that pharaoh orders all hebrew boys to be thrown into the Nile. Luckily for Moses his mother put him in a basket first. Which in turn is found by the…