Month: June 2018

The Donkey of Someone Who Hates You – (Exodus 20-22)

EP27 (Exodus 20-22) God expands on his Top Ten list of things not to do. Highlights include progressive ideas like “anyone who curses their father or mother is to be put to death” or “If you see the donkey of someone who hates you fallen down under its load, do not leave it there; be…

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The Ten Commandments – (Exodus 19-20)

EP26 (Exodus 19-20) Caleb comes second last place in an air guitar competition. Kyle is still really hung up on a piece of wood leading to the logical conclusion that god is retarded. God starts making more promises about all the great stuff he will do and tells Moses to come talk to him at…

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God Feeds Humans Like Ducks – (Exodus 15-18)

EP25 (Exodus 15-18) Kyle gets robbed by a homeless person and has to buy his own phone back. Caleb cracks a guys teeth in half. In the Bible god’s chosen people are celebrating the major victory god gave them by drowning their enemies who foolishly tried to follow them across the dry bottom of the…

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The Least Creative Way to Kill People – (Exodus 12-14)

EP24 (Exodus 12-14) Caleb recounts being berated by one of his heroes Doug Stanhope. The Jews are celebrating the first Passover (read the first moment god did NOT kill your firstborn). It is imperative that nobody eats yeast and don’t ask me to explain it. Then the Israelites perform one of the greatest escapes of all…

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