Month: July 2018

Because of the Cow – (Exodus 31-34)

EP31 (Exodus 31-34) Caleb is nearly dead of hangover from AMF. More measurements and specifications. BUT THEN, Moses goes away for a bit and the Israelites figure he’s gone forever and come to the logical conclusion that they should make themselves a new god. They melt down their earrings and make a golden calf and…

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Bloody Jazz Hands – (Exodus 29-30)

EP30 (Exodus 29-30) More of god’s demand about how to worship him. It’s weird. First you put on your fancy garments. Then slaughter and disembowel a bull. Next you smear blood on your ear lobes and on your big toes and sprinkle blood on the altar and pour the rest of the blood on the…

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The Shitcast or How to Build a Shitty Table – (Exodus 25-28)

EP29 (Exodus 25-28) Caleb tells us of his trip to Los Angeles. Next we learn about the exact specifications of the things that likes. He likes Ark’s, tents, tables, basins, lamp stands, priestly garments, murder, oil, and incense. Kyle accuses god of being a sixteen year old girl. Honestly its pretty boring. Even pastor Wesley…

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God Likes Meeting in Private – (Exodus 23-24)

EP28 (Exodus 23-24) Kyle and Caleb discuss failed business ventures. Kyle tells everyone who listens to this podcast to “GO FUCK YOURSELVES” Caleb calmly tells him to lower his eyebrows. The podcasts divulges into a general discussion about Christianity and what Jesus talked about. Then we get to talking about more of gods laws.

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