Month: August 2018

Unlawful Sexual Relations – (Leviticus 20 – 21)

EP38 (Leviticus 20 – 21) God tells us what to do to people who break his decrees. Usually, its some horrible method of death such as stoning or burning. Kyle and Caleb get pretty side tracked talking about 3rd world executions and many ignorant claims are made. The podcast gets progressively grosser as the bible…

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Discharge on an Escape Goat – (Leviticus 15 – 16)

Ep37 (Leviticus 15 – 16) The Bible Beaters get philosophical about gods ethics vs the Apostle Paul’s ethics after Caleb gets trolled on Facebook. Does morality evolve? the Bible says yes despite the fact god is timeless. Next we learn about how to make things unclean: 1. have a discharge 2. touch anything. Menstruation is…

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If You’re Not Sure Wing It (Sayeth the Lord) – (Leviticus 12 – 14)

EP36 (Leviticus 12 – 14) Caleb recounts his disastrous trip to Vancouver. Then we jump into the medical section on the the bible with both unclean feet. Periods are gross and women who have them shouldn’t touch anything. Skin diseases are unclean. So are discharges. If you have them you get kicked out of the…

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Unauthorized Fire is Punishable by Fire – (Leviticus 8 – 11)

EP35 (Leviticus 8 – 11) A-A-Ron and his sons get their special outfits and oil dumped on their heads and become “holy.” This holiness prevents god from killing them as long as they follow the rules. Of course the first thing god wants the priests to do after their ordination is kill something. They oblige….

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The Irony of a Holy Dildo – (Leviticus 4 – 7)

EP34 (Leviticus 4 – 7) Caleb tells us about his weekend in PG which naturally devolves into a heated argument about animal abuse. Biblically, we get into the concepts of thought crime and how one can be guilty for the sins of others, more regulations about what animals to burn, abstract ideas about what it…

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Not Enough Goats to Burn – (Leviticus 1 – 4)

Ep33 (Leviticus 1 – 4) Kyle gives us a summary of the bible up to this point which highlights how little he pays attention. Then we dive into the book of Leviticus. Which is primarily about what animals god wants you to kill and how to kill them. Not humanely is the answer. We learn…

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Do Not Listen to This Episode – (Exodus 35-40)

EP32 (Exodus 35-40) This episode sucks. No way around it. The bible literally repeats the last 8 chapters about the ark, table, lamp stand, tent of meeting, priestly garments, etc. It’s terrible. We wont do this again.

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