Elder Jordon recounts his first revelation that he is in fact the Messiah during a mescaline trip where he spoke with the Devil.
Chad finally goes on a date! What he wasn’t expecting was for her to bring a friend.
The Cult gets off to a rough start. Big Brother is already trying to shut us down by screwing up are audio. (we fix it in EP2)
Chad goes on 3 dates in 3 days, doesn’t matter if it’s the same girl. The boys try to dust of the rust while coming up with a message for Smanda (no I typed that right, Smanda)
Ep113 (Samuel 3-4) In this episode we talk about the Superbowl and staying in hostels. In the bible Eli gets the bad news the ark is stolen and it kills him. Did the ark ever exists at all? Who knows? Bad things start to happen to philistines when they take possession of the ark like tumors, rats, and disease. Magicians are idiots and communion is ridiculous. Nobody emailed us this week and it made me sad.
Chad is back in Winnipeg and has almost fully recovered from his trip out to Kelowna. Is Christmas a bad time to pick up girls? The boys find out.
EP112 (Samuel 3-4) The beaters complain about their jobs, bosses, and hype Chad. Caleb warriors through a swollen tongue. In the bible we talking about Samuel’s calling. We discuss which evangelists have the best stats, the road to redemption, faith healers, and modern versus ancient prophecy. Then Israel goes to war with the Philistines and is defeated. God called it.
Chad comes to Kelowna to try his luck in the California of Canada. The boys discuss how girls maybe love their dogs too much and one of Kyle’s friends makes an appearance on Chads Tinder.