The Bible Beaters Podcast – Deuteronomy Episode One (The Phantom Menace) – Episode 059

The Bible Beaters Podcast – Deuteronomy Episode One (The Phantom Menace) – Episode 059

EP59 (Deuteronomy 2) Caleb and Kyle definitively solve climate change and all governmental problems. Moses continues his recap of the the Jews exodus from Egypt. We get into the nuance and finer points of god’s blessings.

The Bible Beaters Podcast – Dooderonamy – Episode 058

The Bible Beaters Podcast – Dooderonamy – Episode 058

EP58 (Deuteronomy 1) KYLE  READS THIS WEEK! The Bible Beaters start the fifth book of the bible attributed to the legend Moses. Caleb has no voice because of excessive screaming at a show. We learn a little background about Deuteronomy and then Moses provides a confusing summary. Kyle makes many outrageous claims and defends them tenaciously. Caleb gets torched by a listeners email.

The Bible Beaters Podcast – Shenanigans – Episode 057

The Bible Beaters Podcast – Shenanigans – Episode 057

Ep57 (Numbers 33 – 36) The Bible Beaters come back from their brief hiatus with sad news. The bible then lists all the stops on Israel make believe journey through the desert. The jews then begin to the divide the spoils of the war the haven’t fought yet but are confident they will win. Caleb profoundly embarrasses himself. Then there are some very weird laws about manslaughter and cities of refuge.

The Bible Beaters Podcast – The Lords Anger is Arousing – Episode 056

The Bible Beaters Podcast – The Lords Anger is Arousing – Episode 056

EP56 (Numbers 32 – 33) The Lord of Hosts recounts his hellish Christmas party gigs. Then they talk about how to become a man in a hot tub. In the Bible the Jews cross the Jordan river and conquer more territories. Of course god gets angry about something and it makes him aroused.

The Bible Beaters Podcast – Feminist Bible and the 6400 Virgins – Episode 055

The Bible Beaters Podcast – Feminist Bible and the 6400 Virgins – Episode 055

Ep55 (Numbers 29 – 31) Caleb describes his trip to the hipster cyclist cafe. It was a catastrophe. In the bible the slow to anger god demands the Israelites destroy the Midianites for letting their women have sex with the Jewish men.  On god’s instruction they burn down the Midianite cities and take all the virgin women as slaves. Kyle slanders Mother Teresa. One of the unfaithful asks us about the feminist bible. It’s dumber than it sounds.

 

The Bible Beaters Podcast – God’s Menu – Episode 054

The Bible Beaters Podcast – God’s Menu – Episode 054

EP54 (Numbers 27 – 28) Guess what? More offerings. Caleb tells some rugby stories. The bible has some progressive ideas about what women are allowed to make vows about. The unfaithful discuss the ethics of mega churches and televangelists.

The Bible Beaters Podcast – Harder, Harder, Too Hard! – Episode 53

The Bible Beaters Podcast – Harder, Harder, Too Hard! – Episode 53

EP53 (Numbers 25 – 26) Kyle gets misogynistic about women and he hates dogs. Caleb gets misogynistic about women drivers. We dive right into an orgy with the Moabites. God, who is slow to anger and abounding in forgiveness of rebellion, is, of course, SUPER jealous and commands Moses to kill the leadership. Then while they are weeping a man brings a woman to bang in his tent. God strikes down 24,000 people with the plague. So a descendant of A-A-Ron stabs them both with a spear. Joshua is selected as the new leader of Israel.