Birth of a Nation – (Genesis 32-34)

EP13 (Genesis 32-34) The hairy baby has grown into a hairy man and Jacob fears his twin Esau’s vengeance. He is so scared he wrestles with god all night and demands yet another blessing like the Jew he is. In the process he founds the nation of Israel out of stolen blessings. He sends his brother a bunch of animals and all is forgiven. Then Israeli’s first national act is to trick the people who wanna be friends with them into cutting the tips of their dicks off, then murdering them. We didn’t write this, Moses did.