Bring Me the Dicks of My Enemies (1 Samuel 14)

Ep123 (1 Samuel 14)
Caleb loves the pandemic, Kyle hates it, Young Tism is retarded. We dip our dicks into the Psalms and then continue with the story. King Saul is jealous of David’s success so he hatches a diabolical plan. David wants to marry Sauls daughter. Saul sends David on a quest for 100 Philistine foreskins hoping that the Philistines will kill David. David pulls an alpha male move and brings king Saul 200 foreskins and then bangs his daughter. A listener asks us about the the top 10 commandments.