EP58 (Deuteronomy 1) KYLE READS THIS WEEK! The Bible Beaters start the fifth book of the bible attributed to the legend Moses. Caleb has no voice because of excessive screaming at a show. We learn a little background about Deuteronomy and then Moses provides a confusing summary. Kyle makes many outrageous claims and defends them tenaciously. Caleb gets torched by a listeners email.
EP26 (Exodus 19-20) Caleb comes second last place in an air guitar competition. Kyle is still really hung up on a piece of wood leading to the logical conclusion that god is retarded. God starts making more promises about all the great stuff he will do and tells Moses to come talk to him at the top of Mt. Sinai and then immediately go back town to tell people stuff. As is tradition, any person or animal that touches the mount will die. Then God gives his iconic list of 10 things not to do. Caleb and Kyle debate the merits of gods law. Caleb explains how to deal with people handing out pamphlets. Caleb gives us the Bible Beater commandments.