In The Beginning – (Genesis 1-2)

In The Beginning – (Genesis 1-2)

EP1 (Genesis 1-2) of the Bible Beaters podcast Kyle and Caleb explain (poorly) the idea behind the podcast and a little bit about themselves. Then they go back into the beginning of time starting Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. We go over the first week in existence and why the liquor stores close early on Sundays. Adam gets settled into the garden of Eden and Eve comes along causing trouble in paradise.

Spite Babies (Samuel 3-4)

Spite Babies (Samuel 3-4)

Ep113 (Samuel 3-4) In this episode we talk about the Superbowl and staying in hostels. In the bible Eli gets the bad news the ark is stolen and it kills him. Did the ark ever exists at all? Who knows? Bad things start to happen to philistines when they take possession of the ark like tumors, rats, and disease. Magicians are idiots and communion is ridiculous. Nobody emailed us this week and it made me sad.

Alter Boys 2 Men (Samuel 3-4)

Alter Boys 2 Men (Samuel 3-4)

EP112 (Samuel 3-4) The beaters complain about their jobs, bosses, and hype Chad. Caleb warriors through a swollen tongue. In the bible we talking about Samuel’s calling. We discuss which evangelists have the best stats, the road to redemption, faith healers, and modern versus ancient prophecy. Then Israel goes to war with the Philistines and is defeated. God called it.