1 Samuel

Jeroboam Rehoboam

Ep165 (1 Kings 12) Kyle gets beat down worse than Connor Macgregor. Solomon has died and the Kingdom is passed to his son Rehoboam. His first order of business is to tell all his dad’s advisors to go fuck themselves and hire his buddies. Next, he tells his subjects that the beatings will continue until…

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Justice Boner (1 Kings 11)

Ep 164 (1 Kings 11) Much like christ, the Lord of Hosts has been forsaken by his father. The King of Tardness finds this hilarious and bullies him. 3000 years ago Solomon has finished notching his bed post for the literal thousandth time. Dem asses makes Solomon worship the wrong god(s) by accident and this…

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Solomon’s Hoes (1 Kings 11)

EP163 (1 Kings 11) The interupter gets ripped off on Facebook marketplace. This week the bible reads more like a magazine listing all of the hookups of king Solomon. Solomon, the wisest man to have ever lived past, present, or future, takes for himself 700 royal wives. If that were not enough he picked up…

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Smoke Sheba Sheba (1 Kings 10)

EP162 (1 Kings 10) Caleb delves into his dark past as a crackhead. The bible turns into a reality show. The Queen of Sheba visits Solomon to validate the claims of his wealth and wisdom. Solomon of course lives up to the hype as the smartest man that ever lived. Next, it turns into an…

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Anti-Semantic-ism (1 Kings 9)

EP161 (1 Kings 9) Happy New Year Dipshits! The year of our lord 2020 is over and it ended with a spectacular shit show. The boys head up to the woods for a bonfire and somebody gets real stuck. In the distant, non existent past the lord answers King Solomons prayers. He says some nice…

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Cheeseburgers in the Snow (1 Kings 8)

EP160 (1 Kings 8) Merry Christmas dildos! Its a covid Christmas nightmare. The Interrupters family comes to town with hives of bees. We’re not kidding. The Lord of Hosts tries Zoom Caroling. 4000 years ago Solomon dedicated the temple to the lord, humble bragging the entire time. We discuss the preposterous number of animals sacrificed….

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Reason Must Bow (1 Kings 8)

Ep159 (1 Kings 8) King Solomon’s Dedication This week the humble lord god almighty who was, and is, and is, to come, demands King Solomon and the entire assembly of Israel that had gathered about him were before the ark, sacrificing so many sheep and cattle that they could not be recorded or counted. And…

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Dream Temple Makeover (1 Kings 7)

EP158 (1 Kings 7) The Interrupter returns from a ski trip and Covid regulations are in full effect. Solomon is decorating god’s house and he thinks god will LOVE it. The temple has an above ground pool, sticks everywhere, wreath’s n shit, and some bronze basins. He get sidetracked talking about religious hairstyles and who…

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Pillar Measuring Contest (1 Kings 7)

EP157 (1 Kings 7) Hurricane Wesley has hit Kelowna and Caleb is stressed. Kyle is jovial. Everybody, including the closet dwelling weirdo Uncle Gus, tells about the the time when they were caught polishing their idols. In bible times, king Solomon begins his next project: The Palace. Many building materials and dimensions are relayed as…

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Getting Caleb With High (1 Kings 5)

EP156 (1 Kings 5) Caleb believes he can get away with coming in to work stoned. Kyle’s gym has a weird smell. We talk about going to church high. Solomon begins what will become his lives work. He starts by talking to his buddies in Lebanon to get some cedar and pine trees. We discuss…

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