1 Samuel

Spite Babies (Samuel 3-4)

Ep113 (Samuel 3-4) In this episode we talk about the Superbowl and staying in hostels. In the bible Eli gets the bad news the ark is stolen and it kills him. Did the ark ever exists at all? Who knows? Bad things start to happen to philistines when they take possession of the ark like…

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Alter Boys 2 Men (Samuel 3-4)

EP112 (Samuel 3-4) The beaters complain about their jobs, bosses, and hype Chad. Caleb warriors through a swollen tongue. In the bible we talking about Samuel’s calling. We discuss which evangelists have the best stats, the road to redemption, faith healers, and modern versus ancient prophecy. Then Israel goes to war with the Philistines and…

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You Don’t Wanna Be A Priest’s Apprentice (1 Samuel 2)

EP111 (1 Samuel 2) We get right into the story of Samuel who is sold into the service of corrupt priests. First, Hannah sings a dumb song and we never hear from her again. Eli is the high priest, but he is old and his sons are taking liberties with the priesthood. They are sexing…

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Drunk In The Spirit (1 Samuel 1)

EP110 (1 Samuel 1) They boys discuss getting sober. In yet another case of god’s system of eugenics Hannah’s womb has been sealed. This distresses her greatly so she promises god that should she get pregnant she will give the child to the priesthood. This idea is so bad that the high priest thinks she’s…

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