Israel Trap House (Deuteronomy 13-14)

Israel Trap House (Deuteronomy 13-14)

EP67 (Deuteronomy 13-14) The Lord of hosts gets his car stolen. We speculate on what it’s gonna be like to open for the cheeseburger eater Randy. Miracles are they possible? Can foreskins grow back? We pray that they can. If anyone convinces you that this is possible they should be put to the sword. A new list of foods that cannot be eaten are listed and ridiculed. Finally racism is identified and shunned and ultimately not allowed on this podcast.

No Poor Just Slaves (Deuteronomy 15-16)

No Poor Just Slaves (Deuteronomy 15-16)

EP68 (Deuteronomy 15-16) The Interrupter informs us about the perils of sailing garages. The Jews get financial planning advice from god and it turns out that it actually works. Every seven years they have a financial purge where all the debt goes. Then god doles out some very progressive advice about how to treat the people one owns as property. Next god has strict instructions on when, where, and how to party in god’s name. In fact we are commanded to have a good time. Then god tells us rules about how to govern. Pretty much everything has a death penalty in this holy utopia. A listener gives us some great ideas.

Kangaroo Court (Deuteronomy 18-19)

Kangaroo Court (Deuteronomy 18-19)

EP69 (Deuteronomy 18-19) The unfaithful attempt to unravel the mystery of the trinity which turns out to be magic. Then the Interrupter sets the podcast back a week. Then we get into the nitty gritty specifics of human sacrifices and the occult. God lays out the rules for prophets, being that if you make one wrong prediction you are to be stoned to death. But before they finally go to war Moses lays out some laws regarding murder, manslaughter, and how many witnesses need in ancient law. Really proud of this episode because it is episode 69. Nice.

Rape To Own (Deuteronomy 20-21)

Rape To Own (Deuteronomy 20-21)

Ep70 (Deuteronomy 20-21) Moses gives the Israelite’s a pep talk before they go to war and tips for avoiding the Israeli draft. We have an open discussion about the biblical age of consent and spiritual science. There are some very specific laws laid out, like breaking a heifers neck in the case of manslaughter and stoning your drunken rebellious son (putting the fear of the lord into Caleb but not Kyle). Then Moses wades into marriage violations and divorce law which, as you would expect, have strong support from feminists the world over. Nobody sends us emails anymore.