The Shitcast or How to Build a Shitty Table – (Exodus 25-28)

The Shitcast or How to Build a Shitty Table – (Exodus 25-28)

EP29 (Exodus 25-28) Caleb tells us of his trip to Los Angeles. Next we learn about the exact specifications of the things that likes. He likes Ark’s, tents, tables, basins, lamp stands, priestly garments, murder, oil, and incense. Kyle accuses god of being a sixteen year old girl. Honestly its pretty boring. Even pastor Wesley asked if we were gonna read this shit.

Bloody Jazz Hands – (Exodus 29-30)

Bloody Jazz Hands – (Exodus 29-30)

EP30 (Exodus 29-30) More of god’s demand about how to worship him. It’s weird. First you put on your fancy garments. Then slaughter and disembowel a bull. Next you smear blood on your ear lobes and on your big toes and sprinkle blood on the altar and pour the rest of the blood on the ground. You do this everyday for seven days. I wonder why they don’t still do this in church? God then demands your money so he won’t kill you. You know what you did.

Because of the Cow – (Exodus 31-34)

Because of the Cow – (Exodus 31-34)

EP31 (Exodus 31-34) Caleb is nearly dead of hangover from AMF. More measurements and specifications. BUT THEN, Moses goes away for a bit and the Israelites figure he’s gone forever and come to the logical conclusion that they should make themselves a new god. They melt down their earrings and make a golden calf and start worshiping it. This angers god and so he tells the Jews to kill each other. Over 3000 people are murdered by the sword. Next is a long section praising god about how nice of a guy he is. Slow to anger and abounding in forgiveness. What a guy.

Do Not Listen to This Episode – (Exodus 35-40)

Do Not Listen to This Episode – (Exodus 35-40)

EP32 (Exodus 35-40) This episode sucks. No way around it. The bible literally repeats the last 8 chapters about the ark, table, lamp stand, tent of meeting, priestly garments, etc. It’s terrible. We wont do this again.