Joshua

That’s Hot (Judges 19)

EP106 (Judges 19) Merry Christmas dildos! The fellas discuss the etiquette of gift giving. A Levite’s concubine cheats on him but he decides he wants to get her back. So he goes to her town and ends bros down with the father in law during a five day bender. On the walk home they have…

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Don’t Meet Your Heroes They’ll Call You Gay (Joshua 23-24)

EP90 (Joshua 23-24) Caleb and Kyle discuss email scams. Caleb has to go on a 9 hour drive while sick. We meander into the topics of consciousness and personal responsibility about we are too stupid to contribute meaningfully in any way. Joshua is getting old so he makes a big speech about how great god…

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Misunderstandings (Joshua 20-22)

EP89 (Joshua 20-22) Kyle has to fix his ex’s moms computer. Caleb recap’s his trip to Sweden (he even gets backstage with his favorite band). Kyle wets the couch. Caleb re reads and corrects last weeks podcast. Erstwhile, the Israelites continue their conquest into the promise land. To nobody’s surprise some of the tribes start…

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Stacy’s One True Son (Joshua 19-20)

EP88 (Joshua 19-20) A special edition bible beater podcast hosted by Simeon Campbell, the youngest and funniest of the Campbell clan. In this episode they discuss growing up in church,  YWAM, crossing the line, preaching in church, dreams, puking in church, amongst all the other bullshit. Kyle is put off in a game of racist…

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Beyond Pussy (Joshua 19)

EP87 (Joshua 19) We discuss the ethics of what could be done to meat grown in petri dishes. We talk about if hell is a fair punishment and what heaven would be like. We read a long list of names and places that nobody gives a fuck about.  We get an email asking for a…

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Destiny’s Not a Stripper (Joshua 16-18)

EP86 (Joshua 16-18) Kyle is so obsessed with garage sailing that Caleb nearly takes one of the many toasters Kyle won’t shut up about for a baptism. Caleb has an epic story about being marooned in a small town without pants. The jews commit and record number of genocides and war crimes. We have more…

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10 9 8 7 666 Hail Satan (Joshua 14-15)

EP85 (Joshua 14-15) Caleb comes back from Armstrong Metal Fest and regales us with tales of alcoholism and overdoses. We learn how Caleb got his name. The bible character Caleb goes and kills giants as 85 year old badass. Then there is more names and places. A historian shits on Kyle’s reading skills and calls…

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Places You’ve Never Heard Of, People You Don’t Know (Joshua 12-13)

EP84 (Joshua 12-13) The podcast begins with some comedy shop talk and meanders in to fight stories. We skip ahead a little bit and hear the story of when a girl gets burned alive and it was pleasing to the lord. Then we have lists of defeated kings and kingdoms followed by the division of…

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The Tables Have Turned (Joshua 10-11)

EP83 (Joshua 10-11) Kyle gets a new place. He then says that he can do the podcast by himself and proceeds to fail horribly. Kyle perfectly encapsulates the next 5 chapters of the bible as a game of risk, We are at the point of the game where everybody knows who will win but we…

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JEWrusalem (Joshua 10)

EP82 (Joshua 10) We talk about Kyle’s horrible taste in music. Kyle is worried about finding a new place to live. The Jews now need to protect their new property the Gibeonites. So they march out against an alliance of five kings. God casts a spell of confusion on them and the rain hail on…

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