Judges

Take My Daughter I’m Not Looking (Judges 21)

EP108 (Judges 21) We discuss the business of saving souls. We pick up the biblical insanity right where we left off. After the total destruction of all Benjaminite towns, the men of Israel make an oath to not give their daughters to a Benjaminite in marriage. All of the sudden the schizophrenic Jews feel bad…

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Door to Door Rapists (Judges 20)

EP107 (Judges 20) Hurricane Wesley has come to town. The tribes of Israel are preparing for war! Yet another perposteroni tony sized army (400,000) Jew’s show up to avenge the Levite’s concubine. They send messengers to Benjamin demanding the evil men of Gibeah to be turned over and the Benjaminite’s tell the rest of Israel…

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You Call Yourself a Priest (Judges 17-18)

EP105 (Judges 17-18) Coming at you LIVE this week, we discuss biblical ornaments and carvings. In bible times a man named Micah makes some idols for god, in spite of the fact that god has command people not to make idols. In order to get back on god’s good side he employs a priest. The…

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Biblical 9-11 (Judges 16)

EP104 (Judges 16) Chad is in town and him and Kyle get involved with some wayward women. We spend about half an hour reading about and discussing the nature of heaven in response to last week’s question. Heaven absolutely bananas. god has failed experiments covered in eyes shouting about how great he around the clock….

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Nagged To Death (Judges 16)

EP103 (Judges 16) Caleb returns from California with some good stories and he’s very sorry for being 4 days late. Samson, the bane of the Philistines, is surrounded and locked in a town while he bangs a prostitute. He wakes up and tears the city gates out from of the wall and marches them to…

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Jonkey’s Dawbone (Judges 14-15)

EP102 (Judges 14-15) Caleb and his bros go to the Alestorm concert. Samson’s escapades begin with choosing a Philistines bride. On the way to the wedding he is attacked by a lion and Samson tears it apart with his bear (lol) hands. At the wedding Samson makes a wager with the Philistines. They will forfeit…

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Podcasting 101 (Judges 12-13)

EP101 (Judges 12-13) The podcast begins with a behind the scenes look at Kyle’s editing proficiency. Caleb visits a pig farm. Jephthah continues his conquest of southern Israel. At one point he captures all of the Jordan river crossings and kills forty-two thousand people who talk with a lisp. After Jephthah comes a few nobodies…

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Happiness Is Believing in Lies (Judges 10-11)

EP100 (Judges 10-11) The fellas recount a hell gig in hick town where a literal horse walked into the bar. Once again, the fickle Jews start following other gods and yahweh is forced to punish them yet again. This is the story of Jephthah the son of prostitute who rises up to free the Israelites…

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The Great One (Judges 9)

EP99 (Judges 9) Happy Demon Christmas! This is the story of Abimelek, a bastard, one of 71 sons of Gideon. Abimelek decides he doesn’t want to share power with his 70 brothers so he tricks them into hiring mercenaries that he uses against them. After this betrayal the youngest brother, Jotham, warns the Shecemites if…

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As Is The Man, So Is His Strength (Judges 8)

EP98 (Judges 8) Caleb reminisces about the time he threw a party and 200 people showed up. Gideon chases his enemies through neighboring territories and his allies are butt hurt they didn’t get part of the loot. While in hot pursuit of his enemies he asks the local people for food for his men. The…

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