Alchemists Agree (Judges 3-4)

Alchemists Agree (Judges 3-4)

EP93 (Judges 3-4) Kyle’s buddy demonstrates how not to do a best man speech. The bible beaters discuss the merits of young children being needed in heaven. Next we learn of 3 total bad-ass judges Othniel, Ehud, Shamgar. Othniel was a great general, Ehud stabbed a really fat guy, and Shamgar killed 600 people with an ox goad. Finally, we learn of the first feminist in the bible. Deborah does the job no man wanted to do. We get more emails about the origin of the universe.

Who Got Trolled Harder (Judges 1-2)

Who Got Trolled Harder (Judges 1-2)

EP92

(Judges 1-2) Caleb is worried about government intervention in his relationship and has a negative interaction with hecklers at a show. Kyle remembers when he was good at hockey. God tries to help the Jews except their enemies have iron chariots which are too powerful. An angel shows up and tells all the Israelites that its just a matter of time before they get on gods bad side.

A listener sends us a fantastic email, causing our hosts to question their perceptions of reality. This email suggests that all of the different races humanity came from four couples.

The Death of Joshua (Joshua 24-Judges 1)

The Death of Joshua (Joshua 24-Judges 1)

EP91 (Joshua 24-Judges 1) Caleb provides a list of things about the bible that are demonstrability false. Once again god re ups on his previous covenant with more of the same. It follows the traditional format of bragging, warnings, blessings, curses and prophecy that things will eventually go to hell. Kyle is at his most annoying in the history of the podcast derailing several interesting conversations. The Isrealites finish the conquest of the promised land in spectacular fashion cutting off the fingers and toes of SEVENTY kings and feed them scraps as the lord commanded in his infinite wisdom and mercy.