Judges

Gideon’s 300 (Judges 7)

EP97 (Judges 7) Caleb is sober, Kyle thinks doctors don’t read, and somebody wet the bed. Caleb’s old house has been overrun with Nazi’s. god inspires our unlikely hero Gideon to reduce the size of his army and engage in gangster methods. We get hung up on iron chariots for a bit. Then Gideon surprise…

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Watermelondrea (Judges 6-7)

EP96 (Judges 6-7) Its depression month on the Bible Beater’s podcast. Caleb is sober and Kyle has lowered his bar for happiness. But there is good news! The boring part of the bible is behind us and its great stories from here on out! We are introduced to the legendary Gideon (least of his name)…

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Finally Some Feminism (Judges 5)

EP95 (Judges 5) Back from Israel Caleb gets right back to trolling Facebook. The bible beaters wade into the federal election with some very progressive ideas. We read the song of Deborah which is very confusing to Kyle. We learn about some writing problems with ancient Hebrew. Caleb breaks down how argue against a Christian….

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Live From Jerusalem It’s Sunday Night (Judges 5)

EP94 (Judges 5) A live podcast from the holy land with Simeon Campbell as a guest. Caleb and sim tell us about the places and historical sites they visited and about some of the jesus freaks they are stuck with. Very little bible reading is accomplished.

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Alchemists Agree (Judges 3-4)

EP93 (Judges 3-4) Kyle’s buddy demonstrates how not to do a best man speech. The bible beaters discuss the merits of young children being needed in heaven. Next we learn of 3 total bad-ass judges Othniel, Ehud, Shamgar. Othniel was a great general, Ehud stabbed a really fat guy, and Shamgar killed 600 people with…

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Who Got Trolled Harder (Judges 1-2)

EP92 (Judges 1-2) Caleb is worried about government intervention in his relationship and has a negative interaction with hecklers at a show. Kyle remembers when he was good at hockey. God tries to help the Jews except their enemies have iron chariots which are too powerful. An angel shows up and tells all the Israelites…

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The Death of Joshua (Joshua 24-Judges 1)

EP91 (Joshua 24-Judges 1) Caleb provides a list of things about the bible that are demonstrability false. Once again god re ups on his previous covenant with more of the same. It follows the traditional format of bragging, warnings, blessings, curses and prophecy that things will eventually go to hell. Kyle is at his most…

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