Cum of the Gods

Cum of the Gods

Ep09 You’re Ormus or against us. This week Jordan the Messiah recounts the teachings of Ayahuasca and gives us the key to eternal life.

Hellooooo Crystal Sniffers

Hellooooo Crystal Sniffers

Ep07 This week the Cult is joined by Caleb Campbell from the Bible Beaters Podcast, Jordan the Messiah tries to convert Caleb into becoming a Crystal Sniffer.

Dear Diary

Dear Diary

Ep06 This weeks lesson is about like, perpetuating positive like, patterns and identity and stuff and it’s like totes like, really great!

I Forgive You Ladies

I Forgive You Ladies

EP05 Will life keep fucking you when your dead, does it even matter, and what if you get cremated into a dildo?

Training Wheelchair

Training Wheelchair

EP03 Can making all the right decisions turn your life around? Probably not… but this episode might help

The Devil’s a Cactus

The Devil’s a Cactus

EP02 Elder Jordon recounts his first revelation that he is in fact the Messiah during a mescaline trip where he spoke with the Devil.

Louder Than Hell

Louder Than Hell

EP01 The Cult gets off to a rough start. Big Brother is already trying to shut us down by screwing up our audio. (we fix it in EP2)