Ep78 (Joshua 3-5) The Israelites are finally invading the promised land and they arrive at the first obstacle. The Jordan river lies between them and the city of Jericho (the planet’s oldest walled city.) Once again the Jews get across the water without getting their feet wet because god piles the river up in heap. We get hung up on this for quite some time imagining scenarios in which this could be possible. The Jews take 12 rocks as irrefutable proof that this event happened. Then they have another dick cutting session because god loves that shit. We get a little side tracked talking about breast milk. A listener asks us if he should sacrifice his wife to god.