Justice Boner (1 Kings 11)

Ep 164 (1 Kings 11) Much like christ, the Lord of Hosts has been forsaken by his father. The King of Tardness finds this hilarious and bullies him. 3000 years ago Solomon has finished notching his bed post for the literal thousandth time. Dem asses makes Solomon worship the wrong god(s) by accident and this really enrages yaweh. He’s so mad that he punishes Solomons children for it but Solomon gets to do whatever he wants. My justice boner can’t get any harder. Solomon dies and they don’t bother writing down any more things he did. A listener thinks has some notes for us.