Shambles (Deuteronomy 13-14)

EP71 (Deuteronomy 13-14) Happy Easters all ye unfaithful! In an Easters miracle Caleb’s car comes back from the dead aka the tow truck yard. God makes a list of people who aren’t allowed to go to church, including, but not limited, to transsexuals and children of incestuous parents. Then god makes rules for camping: 1: If you have a wet dream leave. 2. Dig a poop hole. God lists some laws off the top of his head… our favorites: No prostitute money allowed in church, if a woman attacks a mans genitals her hand should be cut off. Show her no pity.

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