The Bible Beaters

The Bible Beater Podcast is exactly what you think it is. We read the bible as is it written word for ridiculous word. Hosted by preacher’s kid Caleb Campbell and Hutterite colony survivor Kyle Vestner, The Bible Beaters irreverently read, examine, and analyze a new chapter every week and answer your bible questions. We scrutinize all kinds of biblical and theological topics such as:
why would god make Abraham cut off the tip of his dick if he made man in his own image?
Did king David really exist?
Is god a liar? Why is he such an asshole?
Is it reasonable to make laws based on a 3000 yr piece of propaganda?
How many animals equal a human sacrifice?
Why is antisemitism so prevalent around the world?
Why do the Jews have all the money? Did they steal it?
New episodes released every Sunday so you can skip Church listen to Bible Beaters! Caleb believes you should start at the beginning but Kyle think our most recent shit is funnier either way your salvation depends on it.

Hosted ByCaleb Campbell & Kyle Vestner

All Episodes

Solomon’s Hoes (1 Kings 11)

EP163 (1 Kings 11) The interupter gets ripped off on Facebook marketplace. This week the bible reads more like...

Smoke Sheba Sheba (1 Kings 10)

EP162 (1 Kings 10) Caleb delves into his dark past as a crackhead. The bible turns into a reality...

Anti-Semantic-ism (1 Kings 9)

EP161 (1 Kings 9) Happy New Year Dipshits! The year of our lord 2020 is over and it ended...

Cheeseburgers in the Snow (1 Kings 8)

EP160 (1 Kings 8) Merry Christmas dildos! Its a covid Christmas nightmare. The Interrupters family comes to town with...

Reason Must Bow (1 Kings 8)

Ep159 (1 Kings 8) King Solomon’s Dedication This week the humble lord god almighty who was, and is, and...

Dream Temple Makeover (1 Kings 7)

EP158 (1 Kings 7) The Interrupter returns from a ski trip and Covid regulations are in full effect. Solomon...

Pillar Measuring Contest (1 Kings 7)

EP157 (1 Kings 7) Hurricane Wesley has hit Kelowna and Caleb is stressed. Kyle is jovial. Everybody, including the...

Getting Caleb With High (1 Kings 5)

EP156 (1 Kings 5) Caleb believes he can get away with coming in to work stoned. Kyle’s gym has...

Holy Reparations (1 Kings 4)

EP155 (1 Kings 4) This week Caleb’s faith wavers and Kyle admonishes him like Jesus did to Satan. In...