The Bible Beaters

The Bible Beater Podcast is exactly what you think it is. We read the bible as is it written word for ridiculous word. Hosted by preacher’s kid Caleb Campbell and Hutterite colony survivor Kyle Vestner, The Bible Beaters irreverently read, examine, and analyze a new chapter every week and answer your bible questions. We scrutinize all kinds of biblical and theological topics such as:
why would god make Abraham cut off the tip of his dick if he made man in his own image?
Did king David really exist?
Is god a liar? Why is he such an asshole?
Is it reasonable to make laws based on a 3000 yr piece of propaganda?
How many animals equal a human sacrifice?
Why is antisemitism so prevalent around the world?
Why do the Jews have all the money? Did they steal it?
New episodes released every Sunday so you can skip Church listen to Bible Beaters! Caleb believes you should start at the beginning but Kyle think our most recent shit is funnier either way your salvation depends on it.

Hosted ByCaleb Campbell & Kyle Vestner

All Episodes

Autistic and Gay

Ep276 This episode begins the book of Ezra. The Jews are released from captivity by Cyrus the Persian Messiah....

The last Chronicle

Ep275 This episode brings us to the end of Chronicles. After Josiah things go from bad to worse for...

Leaving Las Vegas

Ep274 The Vegas Knights win in vegas! So the boys go clubbing. In bible time Jesiah discovers Moses’s ancient...

Journey to the Mothership

Ep273 The beaters hit the road! Kyle and Caleb begin their pilgrimage to the mothership. In bible times king...