The Bible Beaters

The Bible Beater Podcast is exactly what you think it is. We read the bible as is it written word for ridiculous word. Hosted by preacher’s kid Caleb Campbell and Hutterite colony survivor Kyle Vestner, The Bible Beaters irreverently read, examine, and analyze a new chapter every week and answer your bible questions. We scrutinize all kinds of biblical and theological topics such as:
why would god make Abraham cut off the tip of his dick if he made man in his own image?
Did king David really exist?
Is god a liar? Why is he such an asshole?
Is it reasonable to make laws based on a 3000 yr piece of propaganda?
How many animals equal a human sacrifice?
Why is antisemitism so prevalent around the world?
Why do the Jews have all the money? Did they steal it?
New episodes released every Sunday so you can skip Church listen to Bible Beaters! Caleb believes you should start at the beginning but Kyle think our most recent shit is funnier either way your salvation depends on it.

Hosted ByCaleb Campbell & Kyle Vestner

All Episodes

Switcharoo (1 Kings 3)

EP154 (1 Kings 3) 2020 is taking is toll on the gang and Kyle is going bald about it....

Lower Brain

EP153 This week we discuss the erection results and after Kyle wipes away his crocodile tears we get back...

We’re All Fucked

EP152Happy last Halloween ever (maybe). In this podcast we talk about the lockdown, and the response to it. We...

More Prayer’s Per Dollar! (1 Kings 2 1-13)

EP151 – (1 Kings 2 1-13)In is episode of the podcast we get to the bottom of how big...