The Bible Beaters

The Bible Beater Podcast is exactly what you think it is. We read the bible as is it written word for ridiculous word. Hosted by preacher’s kid Caleb Campbell and Hutterite colony survivor Kyle Vestner, The Bible Beaters irreverently read, examine, and analyze a new chapter every week and answer your bible questions. We scrutinize all kinds of biblical and theological topics such as:
why would god make Abraham cut off the tip of his dick if he made man in his own image?
Did king David really exist?
Is god a liar? Why is he such an asshole?
Is it reasonable to make laws based on a 3000 yr piece of propaganda?
How many animals equal a human sacrifice?
Why is antisemitism so prevalent around the world?
Why do the Jews have all the money? Did they steal it?
New episodes released every Sunday so you can skip Church listen to Bible Beaters! Caleb believes you should start at the beginning but Kyle think our most recent shit is funnier either way your salvation depends on it.

Hosted ByCaleb Campbell & Kyle Vestner

All Episodes

Canadian Mayhem

Ep187 It’s the hottest Canada on record and people are burning down churches. Kyle is in love. In bible...

Follow Me or Else

Ep186 It’s the beginning of the the hottest week in Canada’s history. Kyle’s new neighbors have called the cops...

Chariots of Fire

Ep182 (2 Kings 2) We get right into it on this podcast. We have to hold reserve host Simeon...

Heaven Gender

Ep179 (2 Kings 1) Kyle has annoying neighbors. Caleb has a JW neighbor. We get talking about genders in...

Well Fuck

Ep178 (1 Kings 22) It finally happened. We lost half a recorded episode and this is our best attempt...