Solomon’s Hoes (1 Kings 11)

EP163 (1 Kings 11) The interupter gets ripped off on Facebook marketplace. This week the bible reads more like a magazine listing all of the hookups of king Solomon. Solomon, the wisest man to have ever lived past, present, or future, takes for himself 700 royal wives. If that were not enough he picked up an additional 300 prozzies in case he needs a snack after dinner. Not even the smartest man to have ever lived can resist women telling him to worship other gods. This makes god real pissed. He promises to make Solomon pay by letting him live the rest of his life doing whatever he wants. Next, god will punish Solomon’s son in his tremendous mercy.