The Devil’s a Cactus

The Devil’s a Cactus

EP02

Elder Jordon recounts his first revelation that he is in fact the Messiah during a mescaline trip where he spoke with the Devil.

Chad Gets Cockblocked

Chad Gets Cockblocked

EP11

Chad finally goes on a date! What he wasn’t expecting was for her to bring a friend.

Louder Than Hell

Louder Than Hell

EP01

The Cult gets off to a rough start. Big Brother is already trying to shut us down by screwing up are audio. (we fix it in EP2)

3 Dates In 3 Days

3 Dates In 3 Days

Ep10

Chad goes on 3 dates in 3 days, doesn’t matter if it’s the same girl. The boys try to dust of the rust while coming up with a message for Smanda (no I typed that right, Smanda)

Spite Babies (Samuel 3-4)

Spite Babies (Samuel 3-4)

Ep113 (Samuel 3-4) In this episode we talk about the Superbowl and staying in hostels. In the bible Eli gets the bad news the ark is stolen and it kills him. Did the ark ever exists at all? Who knows? Bad things start to happen to philistines when they take possession of the ark like tumors, rats, and disease. Magicians are idiots and communion is ridiculous. Nobody emailed us this week and it made me sad.

Alter Boys 2 Men (Samuel 3-4)

Alter Boys 2 Men (Samuel 3-4)

EP112 (Samuel 3-4) The beaters complain about their jobs, bosses, and hype Chad. Caleb warriors through a swollen tongue. In the bible we talking about Samuel’s calling. We discuss which evangelists have the best stats, the road to redemption, faith healers, and modern versus ancient prophecy. Then Israel goes to war with the Philistines and is defeated. God called it.