Hellooooo Crystal Sniffers

Hellooooo Crystal Sniffers

Ep07 This week the Cult is joined by Caleb Campbell from the Bible Beaters Podcast, Jordan the Messiah tries to convert Caleb into becoming a Crystal Sniffer.

Dear Diary

Dear Diary

Ep06 This weeks lesson is about like, perpetuating positive like, patterns and identity and stuff and it’s like totes like, really great!

I Forgive You Ladies

I Forgive You Ladies

EP05 Will life keep fucking you when your dead, does it even matter, and what if you get cremated into a dildo?

Training Wheelchair

Training Wheelchair

EP03 Can making all the right decisions turn your life around? Probably not… but this episode might help

The Devil’s a Cactus

The Devil’s a Cactus

EP02 Elder Jordon recounts his first revelation that he is in fact the Messiah during a mescaline trip where he spoke with the Devil.

Louder Than Hell

Louder Than Hell

EP01 The Cult gets off to a rough start. Big Brother is already trying to shut us down by screwing up our audio. (we fix it in EP2)