Ep34 Chad has his best week in the podcasts history, plus he got to go down the slides. Jack Hirschfield joins the boys from Toronto, Chad never had a chance.
EP137 (2 Samuel 11) Some young lady tries to witness to Kyle via tinder. She politely directed us to an apologetics website that makes a lot of really good points. 3500ish years ago a guy named David was maybe conquering all of his neighbors. After awhile he grew tired of this and came home for a nap. After his nap he went to look over his kingdom as if he were Mufasa from his rooftop. From his perch he spied some big ol’ tiddies and sent his homie to inquire further. He banged her and then felt bad about it because it was his buddies son’s wife and its just bad form. So he sent for buddy (Uriah the Hittite) and did some real not cool things to this guy. A listeners asks us if hentai is a sin.
Mr. Eat Ass meets his match as guest Marcel big dicks him the whole pod. He rocks Chads world, Chad panics and almost deletes his Instagram @conductders on the spot.
EP136 (2 Samuel 8-10) Kyle has the worst hangover of his life. David completes his systematic genocide of the Moabites, Arameans, Zobahites, Edomites, Philistines, and other peoples in graphic detail. After returning home with the belongings of now extinct people groups David decides to do something magnanimous and do something nice for his desceased best friend and lover Johnathan. He hooks Johnie’s crippled lad up with a castle and a bunch of slaves to run it. Mephibosheth (say that out loud right now) is grateful and David goes back to what god intended: killing his neighbors. The Ammonites team up with the Aramean and their combined strength is no match for god and they are easily defeated and slaughtered. A listener confides that she is a non-believing christian in a christian school.
Ep31 The Lilac lifeguards are back in Chads life, like it or not. Konrad asks Kyle to fix his latop and finds a nasty suprise.
EP135 (2 Samuel 7) The boys celebrate Canada Day with Caleb’s grandparents. Caleb talks about the good ol’ water chugging church days. In the bible David decides that god should live in a house and not a tent. god says he doesn’t want to live a house. David spends more than a little time telling god how awesome he is. Kyle wonders if god has a dick and how he manifested himself on earth. It our contention that god sexually assaulted Mary and he should be cancelled. Keith informs us why Jews cannot press button. #cancelgod
Ep30 The boys have to teach Chad the difference between dating and stalking. Chad tries to act cool when he sees his summer crush, it doesn’t go well. Konrad’s back with another savage corner.