Ep08 Sorry but this one’s about about being sorry and showering with shorts on.
Ep07 This week the Cult is joined by Caleb Campbell from the Bible Beaters Podcast, Jordan the Messiah tries to convert Caleb into becoming a Crystal Sniffer.
Ep06 This weeks lesson is about like, perpetuating positive like, patterns and identity and stuff and it’s like totes like, really great!
EP05 Will life keep fucking you when your dead, does it even matter, and what if you get cremated into a dildo?
EP03 Can making all the right decisions turn your life around? Probably not… but this episode might help
EP02 Elder Jordon recounts his first revelation that he is in fact the Messiah during a mescaline trip where he spoke with the Devil.
EP01 The Cult gets off to a rough start. Big Brother is already trying to shut us down by screwing up our audio. (we fix it in EP2)